CUPERTINO, California - Apple surprised analysts and Mac fans everywhere today, when CFO Peter Oppenheimer revealed that Apple will indeed be creating and releasing new products at some point.
The move surprised many, who never expected that Apple, a manufacturer of computers and personal electronics, would use new products as a way to generate sales and growth.
Apple’s COO, Tim Cook, also surprised stockholders by saying that the iPhone 3G was selling well, and so Apple would be ramping up production to meet demand.
Responding to today’s news, one anonymous stockholder stated, “I never saw it coming! Make more product to sell more product? Whoever heard of such a thing?!”